I Now Pronounce You Prenuptially Agreed

In recent years, we’ve become slightly jaded about the not-so sacred institution of celebrity marriages.

So, it comes as no surprise that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have “orally agreed” to an annual, hefty lump sum of cash upon the demise of their marriage, which I personally am giving less than a year. Has the ink even dried on the marriage license yet??

Mr. Odom stands to make an estimated $33 million in his 4-year contract with the LA Lakers. However, with his tribe of children from a previous relationships and his new bride’s consist demands for such luxuries like an estimated $5 million home, that 33 isn’t looking like much these days.