Hot Hollywood Mess: Lohan Edition

Phrases like “train-wreck” and “hot mess” became synonymous with Hollywood’s bottom-rung celebs a long time ago. But those phrases have a truer meaning even today. Incidentally, Team Lohan comes to mind. (Pause for reaction) Everyone from the money-hungry Matriarch to the media-thirsty Father, and then of course Queen Hot Crotch, herself, Lindsay, continue to keep our eyebrows raised.

However, there’s one Lohan who has managed to keep her name and her private parts out of the media, Aliana Lohan. At the ripe age of 15, big sister Lindsay thinks its okay for her to go out and party, naturally.

(Be advised, Hollywood doesn’t possess “tweenage” nightlife.)

Lindsay was quoted saying this about her baby-sis and the nightlife she’s about to embark upon:

“She’s tougher than I am. She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister.“

Soooooo, I guess this is Lindsay’s way of being a “role model”, huh?! And whatever happened to their reality show?